In keeping with this whole aircraft thing I got going on...
Yesterday a friend was talking about watching pornography and a tattoo of 'angel wings' one of the ladies had on her back and how stupid he thought it was... I explained that if they were JET WINGS, complete with missiles and bombs and such, would he like it better.
He said "Yes."
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I had the awesome idea the other day for comrade T-Wray to cover a slowed down, round'a'bout version of the song Danger Zone (from the movie Top Gun). Inadvertantly, a challenge was born... The Danger Zone Challenge as I've come to think of it... He didn't strike me down (yet) either... But I've yet to hear the completed result (but I am patient). So after looking up this songs lyrics, I'm really in shock and awe about how Rebombdiculous they are and doubt if T-Wray or any other sane person could perform the version of Danger Zone I hear in my head without laughing.
Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Revvin' up your engine
Listen to her howlin' roar
Metal under tension
Beggin' you to touch and go
Highway to the Danger Zone
Ride into the Danger Zone
Headin' into twilight
Spreadin' out her wings tonight
She got you jumpin' off the deck
And shovin' into overdrive
Highway to the Danger Zone
I'll take you right into the Danger Zone
You'll never say hello to you
Until you get it on the red line overload
You'll never know what you can do
Until you get it up as high as you can go
Out along the edges
Always where I burn to be
The further on the edge
The hotter the intensity
Highway to the Danger Zone
Gonna take it right into the Danger Zone
Highway to the Danger Zone
Ride into the Danger Zone
Highway to the Danger Zone
Gonna take it right into the Danger Zone
Highway to the Danger Zone
Ride into the Danger Zone
Highway to the Danger Zone
Gonna take it right into the Danger Zone
Highway to the Danger Zone
Ride into the Danger Zone
Favorite line: "Spreadin' out her wings tonight" (those fucking F-14's...)