In keeping with this whole aircraft thing I got going on...
Yesterday a friend was talking about watching pornography and a tattoo of 'angel wings' one of the ladies had on her back and how stupid he thought it was... I explained that if they were JET WINGS, complete with missiles and bombs and such, would he like it better.
He said "Yes."
I had the awesome idea the other day for comrade T-Wray to cover a slowed down, round'a'bout version of the song Danger Zone (from the movie Top Gun). Inadvertantly, a challenge was born... TheDanger Zone Challenge as I've come to think of it... He didn't strike me down (yet) either... But I've yet to hear the completed result (but I am patient). So after looking up this songs lyrics, I'm really in shock and awe about how Rebombdiculous they are and doubt if T-Wray or any other sane person could perform the version of Danger Zone I hear in my head without laughing.
As near as I can tell, this song is either about sex, or cocaine, or maybe even both. The question remains if T-Wray will accept the challenge. I know he could play it, but can he perform it? Can you?
Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins Revvin' up your engine Listen to her howlin' roar Metal under tension Beggin' you to touch and go Highway to the Danger Zone Ride into the Danger Zone Headin' into twilight Spreadin' out her wings tonight She got you jumpin' off the deck And shovin' into overdrive Highway to the Danger Zone I'll take you right into the Danger Zone You'll never say hello to you Until you get it on the red line overload You'll never know what you can do Until you get it up as high as you can go Out along the edges Always where I burn to be The further on the edge The hotter the intensity Highway to the Danger Zone Gonna take it right into the Danger Zone Highway to the Danger Zone Ride into the Danger Zone Highway to the Danger Zone Gonna take it right into the Danger Zone Highway to the Danger Zone Ride into the Danger Zone Highway to the Danger Zone Gonna take it right into the Danger Zone Highway to the Danger Zone Ride into the Danger Zone
Favorite line: "Spreadin' out her wings tonight" (those fucking F-14's...)