Intro.
Needless to say, the iPad microphone that takes dictation and turns your spoken words to print is more than a little off. I fact, Id say it only gets about 40-50% of what you say right when your somewhere quiet and alone. Add a crowd or just have a single person around or sometimes the TV, and that percentage shrinks to about 5-9%. Do it at a show, like the Cincinnati Psyche Fest #2 and the percentage gets smaller… Almost indecipherable.
Coverage of the 2013 Psyche Fest that follows was done totally in this style. A style I am calling ABSTRACT DICTATION, which I suppose, is almost a method really but who is keeping score? The art of Abstract Dictation is one part toy 8-ball, one part Ouija Board and 1 part computer…
What you read below is the coverage of the Psyche fest from Mayday located in Cincinnati, Ohio on October 26th, 2013. This date was the climax of a verily abstract week that started at The Spits appetence at mayday on October 17th and culminated at the psyche fest. By the Cincinnati Psyche Fest, things were running on about 3 different planes of weirdness of whicj includes a picture of a UFO in northern kentucky by a friend.
Believe it or not. That’s for you to decide/
-Shawn Abnoxious
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So, in the end... A 'day' later, the question(s) still remains, did I just sneeze? Was I just talking? What was that? A UFO? And each have yet to be answered.
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This 'piece' is nominated for the 2013 William S. Burroughs Naked Lunch Pushing Boundaries of Relative Comprehension in Literature Award.
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Special Thanks to Todd (Photos), Sarah (Ufo) and that nice couple. and weed.