ON THIS DAY IN RECENT HISTORY
11 Years ago today*
at this exact time
I failed to fill-up
my gas-tank.
My co-workers were right.
Gasoline
prices
skyrocketed.
The End.
*09/11/2001
ON THIS DAY IN RECENT HISTORY--PART 2
Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
Double the bacon Randy*
Lock-n-load...
In the head or in the bed...
We're going all-in
and we arent planning
on coming back out ALIVE!
*Randy America, Terror-Eater
ON THIS DAY IN FUTURE HISTORY*
The Randy America Thrillogy (Part 3)
They ARE watching!
Because they are scared.
You scare them.
You threaten them...
You are there enemy.
And they are your enemy.
Double the bacon a second time...
OrElse!
*To Be Determined at a Later Date. Thanks! -MGMT